And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. Someone is after Maya. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? "Ouch" she groaned quietly into her pregnancy pillow, trying not to wake Paxton and reach towards the night stand to grab her phone and check the time 4:45 A.M. Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. Never have I ever hated a game more - Archive of Our Own So after a mission, I y'know.. Shuri He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. "Oh shut up Buck. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. And Bruce?. I mean, ask anyone. Oh, c'mon. Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". I was dirt poor in the great depression. He knew exactly what he was going to say. Okay, then. "DUDE!" Peter wished he could have said that. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. Dad yells and I shake my head. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. You're a whiner, Tony mutters and shifts; squirms to get comfortable. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. Please consider turning it on! Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. All of you" Clint said. Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. Nalinis words wont get out of Devis head so Ben gives her something else to think about. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Anyone we know? It Multi-fandom oneshots. he said grinning. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. My turn. Ship? Sorta, Clint says. "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. which, to be fair, was a good point. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. Thor Odinson Clint was just glad he had been filming it all on his phone ever since Peter admitted to having a boyfriend. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. This is the great thing about Never Have I Ever. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. That's why Tony will stop. Never Have I Ever - Princess_Aleera - The Avengers (Marvel Movies left kudos on this work. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. Really?. I've been good! Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. He didn't want to think about it. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. "Because the morning after we woke up in random places half-naked, we all swore that we would never smoke marijuana ever again," Luke says and this makes everyone in the junior team nod and the rest shift around. Okay, okay. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. Moving on! I can go without the Other Guy making an entrance., The things I do for science, Tony says and blows Bruce a kiss. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. Yeah?. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. It's going to be a hell of a ride. Did we have make-up sex?. Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. He won't be bothered by it. The thought is kind of baffling. Are you, like are you?. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. I dunno, man. This is my room.. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. You expect me to do all the work?. We're starting. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. Y/n grew up as most children do. None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. Nah, you heard Steve. He's honest-to-god pulled out a huge array of soft, big, fluffy pillows so they can all settle there. Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. "What? Peter put his sleeve down again. It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. That's just plain sad. (Blame his spider-side). Clint shifts his stance; it's not fidgeting, he tells himself firmly, especially when Tony's too drunk to notice. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. One beat. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. as well as Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. Pepper Pots He rarely drinks at all, actually. Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. No? So be warned these are different than canon. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. How will she react? How will she react? (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. I like dames well enough, it's not that. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. And because I'm Iron Man.. What starts out a little desperate turns languid, relaxed, comfortable. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. #ironman He knows hers, too. Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. Wait, Flash? But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. #peterparker Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. When they want to. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. Tony brightens considerably at that. And no.. Yup, Clint says and squeezes Steve harder. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. Work Search: What if shes an Avenger? Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. "Peter!" And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. Sally and Seymour had claimed the bed, and were laughing about the ugly hotel colors, and how to pronounce 'croissant'. So does Steve, to their slight surprise. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. She knew, obviously. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. He likes tzatziki. Summary: From Phoukabros pen: in the postscript of defeating Thanos, the heroes of Earth spend a little time getting to know each other. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. "I am fine, thanks. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. His name is Percy Jackson. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. Uncle Bucky questions. C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. "When did it happen?". It's a skill. MJ Wait, Clint says. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . I don't know, Clint. Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man Like you really thought it wasn't going to happen at some point. Never Have I Ever. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. MJ, these are the guys." Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. The Avengers Requests are open! She hasn't bothered with a glass. I'm not great at relationships. I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. Abe was next. Avengers: Age of Ultron: completed One shot with our favorite trickster will usually revolve around an OC. "Occasionally my webs will run out and it's not like cops are best at keeping their guns on their belts," He shrugged, pulling his legs up to his chest and smiling at the memory. "That is no excuse mister!" It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. Tony rolls his eyes. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. Clint snorts and turns over so he can see the annoying asshole he's about to fuck, and sees a strange softness in Tony's smile that he isn't used to. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. I don't think so.. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. Why, thank you, Anthony!. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. Everyone was either leaning back into their chair or into the people next to them. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. "Are we just going to skip over the fact Steve and Bucky have kissed a dude?" (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. Clint buries the urge to giggle, because whose idea was this, anyway? Okay? Clint can't help but laugh. But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. I'll be here. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. They went back into the elevator. You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. I will not do that, and will be a referee.". All of the adults take a shot. Said Sam. #starktower He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. Bruce and Steve sit on the other side, and between the six of them they make a semi-neat circle. Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. "How do I know that?" Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. Well, there you go. Tony's fingers trace a scar on Clint's lower back; stray bullet, Prague. Finally, stories regarding Asgard will not revolve around old-time talk. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. Tony informed me that the post-battle bonding rituals of Asgard are much different to Midgardian customs, Thor says with a serious nod. After the serum. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Sensitive information and details from missions. Ask anyone. Title from Eres t by Carla Morrison of course. Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. Random people in classrooms Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. This is her journey through the Marvel Universe through the decades. Everyone get their drinks ready! There's some bustling as Tony gets various snacks, unceremoniously throwing small packets of Cheetos, popcorn, M&M's and Skittles down onto the floor. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. He was technically not lying, right? Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. "Never have I ever kissed a teammate," I say and everyone on the senior team takes a drink. Steve sighs. Oh, he says. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. FRIDAY said. If there are limits, the fun's gone. *SPOILERS* I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. Me? Clint looks over at him. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. Ned just skidded over to peter, even though he sat next to him, and before Peter could react to small headache that was his spider-sense, pulled up his sleeve. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. You make a country-boy blush.. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. Shut up, this is the last one. Write by: . a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. #captainamerica Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". "Never have I ever been stabbed." On that thought, neither is Tony. Tony looks baffled, maybe? "Never have I ever kissed a guy." You'll get to know only if you read 'em. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. What could possibly go wrong, right?. and "Oh! These kids are amazing! You mentioned that.. I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. #peterparker Clint Barton/ Hawkeye Yesh. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Natasha turns to him with an icy stare. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! Blanket excuse.. Michelle wasn't drinking, she gave a solid excuse of "There has to be someone responsible, and since I am Team Captain now, I will take it.". I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. The Avengers were shocked.